ok.. long time no see everyone!! haha.. and it also has been a long time since i last posted something..

pardon me for the HUGE FONT that i am using right now.. heh.. YULINDA is back in town! and i think it is just abt time for everyone to meet up and chitchat man... what say u guys? Yulinda is free on wed and thursday.

do reply ASAP!

regards,
tenghwee

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect > from such simple > > creatures? > > > > Your last name stays put. > > > > The garage is all yours. > > > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > > > Chocolate is just another snack. > > > > You can be President. > > > > You can never be pregnant. > > > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You > can wear NO shirt to a > > water park. > > > > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > > > The world is your urinal. > > > > You never have to drive to another gas station > restroom because this one > > is just too icky. > > > > You don't have to stop and think of which way to > turn a nut on a bolt. > > > > Same work, more pay. > > > > Wrinkles add character. > > > > Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. > > > > People never stare at your chest when you're > talking to them. > > > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically > expected. > > > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > > > > One mood all the time. > > > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > > > You know stuff about tanks. > > > > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > > > You can open all your own jars. > > > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of > thoughtfulness. > > > > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can > still be your friend. > > > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. > > > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > > > You almost never have strap problems in public. > > > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > > > > Everything on your face stays its original color. > > > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > > > You only have to shave your face and neck. > > > > You can play with toys all your life. > > > > Your belly usually hides your big hips. > > > > One wallet and one pair of shoes. One color for > all seasons. > > > > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look! > > > > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. > > > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a > mustache. > > > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on > December 24 in 25 > > minutes. > > > > You don't freakout when you go to a party and see > another man wearing the > > same shirt, instead you become buddies. > > > > > > No WONDER men are happier..

Interesting facts.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(O.M.G.! actually not a big surprise)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves todeath.(Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour(Don't try this at home,maybe at work or in school)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached toits body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumpingthe length of a football field.(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)in case it's of ur interest, humans have orgasms of not more than 12 seconds. read it somewhere.. =P yup.. that's all..

yo guys,
i finally ORD today! citizen of the free world.
Think many guys in our class (have ORD, going to ORD soon).

happy days!


kangyi

yo guys,
Here is a detailed description of the last day of your army. You booked in to camp. Normally, you drive or your other camp mates who ORD on the same day will drive you in. Nobody walks. Its so unglamorous. Today is your big day!
Do your dental and medical FFI at the medical centre. Collect your SBO, helmet, field pack and dekit (meaning return your ET blade and stick...). Sign clearance form which requires running up and down to find the various officers. Handover whatever tasks thats left to your understudy. Brief him properly so that he won't have to call u and ask questions when u r a citizen of the free world.
Bid all the remaining camp mates who ORD later goodbye. Assure them that their time will come. Usually, a lot of pple will mouth vulgarities "shit u lah, ORD so early." Just don't pissed off anyone cause your may suffer from party pranks. Please remember to bring an extra dry shirt. In my unit, no ORD personnel gets out untouched.
Go to S1 branch. Collect your beautiful, immaculate, exquisite pink IC. Say: "Pink IC, long time no see!" Kiss it.

kangyi

yo guys,
duman high is moving into our old rjc campus for two years! starting from this end of the yr. so i suggest u guys check out the sch before they move in, if u really miss RJC. better to visit it when it is empty. or pretend that u are a duman high alumnus next time.
btw, its on the front page of today's chinese papers.

happy CNY!
kangyi

yo guys!
whose going back to RJC this friday? janice, how am i supposed to meet u gals on thurs. I dunno if the guard would let me into that sch. u gals can pose as alumni.

kangyi